Thursday, February 22, 2007

The Ghost Knocking Delivery Guy

Remember when the UPS guy knocked on the door to make you sign for packages?

Did I miss the memo or something?

Why do they knock and run now?

Hell, half the time it's a package that is meant for the damn neighbor.

Right around Christmas we got two or three packages delivered to the house. The one meant for the neighbor sat on my counter until after News Years Day.

Why?

Because I hated that guy. He always bugged me when I was busy. I mean, when a guy is taking out the trash in his pajamas and it's 10 degrees outside there's a good chance he doesn't want to talk to your dumbass.

Anway. I also don't want to have to track down a package that's been put on my neighbor's porch.

Maybe it's time to hire new drivers. Lately packages aren't getting delivered until after 6pm, so obviously the guys are a little overworked. Of course, the price of delivery has gone up during the time that service has declined.

Maybe I'll request all my packages get delivered DHL.

I have only had one package arrive DHL, and it came in the morning. Still, I don't remember them even knocking.

So when did the delivery guy turn into the freaking Ghost Rider?

Song Of The Day


PHIL COLLINS
In The Air Tonight

Sunday, February 11, 2007

I Need Therapy



It's been over two months since I've been fishing.

I'm going this week somewhere, somehow, someway.

Song Of The Day

Dave Mathews
Gravedigger

Plans for the week

Robin is flying to Tampa without us :(

I'm hoping it's just a formality with the pre-employment paperwork and drug screening before they pay to move us from Washington to Florida. (It can't be cheap)

We'll see.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Texas

Even Hank Hill was born in New York City, so yes Mom, I am a Texan.

How many years did I live in Buffalo? none.

How many years have I lived in Texas? A shit ton.

Where is most of my family? In Texas.

So, just cause you're an Okie now doesn't mean I am.

Song Of The Day



John Lennon
Imagine